Hi All,
I know the women following and participating in this thread will thoroughly enjoy this one. :)
Shalom,
Peter
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful,
but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly
knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more
'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you
needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it
up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed
it into the bushes
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the
Garden of Eden. ' Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see,
all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow
has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are
right. How could I have overlooked this ? You do need a mate
and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.
Let's see.....where did I put that useless boob ?'
Now doesn't THAT make more sense
than the rib story?