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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/3/2011 6:12:32 PM
Always something going on in the 'hood




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I can't find any photos of the banana-hammocked Czech.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011107010383

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/5/2011 7:06:44 PM

Hello Peter and friends. Have you ever seen someone laughing hysterically and even though you had no clue what was so funny, you too, began laughing? Well as I watched this video I sat here and laughed until I cried at this guy's unusual laugh. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/6/2011 6:25:25 PM
Hello friends, this one may be a repeat but if so it bears repeating again. :)
Colonoscopy comments

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male, while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

:)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/7/2011 7:46:10 AM
You guys are just awesome, love reading all your posts, keep them coming......

Breeding Bulls

My wife and I went to the Jefferson County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was
he breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a
week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ..........
You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'


My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

God Bless Everyone
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/7/2011 11:32:31 AM
Oh Gaby,

You got me in trouble this morning and I just read a few posts your was the last. My wife was reading over my shoulder and when I laughed again while she was reading she wopped me up side the head. Dang!

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You guys are just awesome, love reading all your posts, keep them coming......

Breeding Bulls

My wife and I went to the Jefferson County 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was
he breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a
week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ..........
You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'


My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



Jim Allen III
Skype: JAllen3D
Everything You Need For Online Success


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