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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/2/2011 7:31:50 PM
Hi All,

Thanks for all your posts and I gotta say Kathleen you're a funny gal. Your comment could actually be a joke. You've got talent, maybe we should start a new reality show or a new poll for the best joke writers?

For some reason I didn't get notification for the latest News Busters and you're in for a double whammy today.

Shalom,

Peter


Topics in today's show:

-- Obama announces plans to withdraw 30,000 troops from Afghanistan

-- NY legalizes same-sex marriage

-- NBC omits "Under God" from Pledge of Allegiance

-- Tom Hanks says Obama has saved 1 billion jobs

-- China has overtaken America as largest consumer of energy

-- Michelle Obama visits Africa

-- Cars 2 opens last weekend

-- John Stewart uses racist voice to mock Herman Cain

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUnQ0AFCjo4




Topics in today's show:

-- Democrats say Republicans are sabotaging 'economic recovery'

-- Michele Bachmann says Obama has let down minorities

-- Ron Paul and Barney Frank issued bill to legalize marijuana

-- Newt Gingrich's top fundraisers quit

-- Maryland requires high school students to pass green test before graduation

-- Chicago man in jail after trying to operate on dog while drunk

-- Bristol Palin's latest confession

-- Lady Gaga's sales continue to drop

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJX7_BMy4q8

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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/2/2011 8:42:41 PM

Hi Peter,

Did you hear about the Czech citizen who tried to swim across the St. Clair river between Canada & Michigan the other day? He was trying to enter the USA illegally, while only wearing a skimpy speedo swimsuit and a backpack on his back. A fisherman caught what he thought was only a backpack, but there was a man attached to it. The swimmer was taken into custody.

He obviously did not get through the international security Czech. LOL!

That really just happened.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/2/2011 8:48:41 PM
Now I need one of those with the word "Wanted " added to the end. Hey I bet you could actually sell a bunch of both.

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2012 Presidential Ticket Bumper Sticker

Rumor has it that Eric Weiner is going to run for president.
He has chosen Attorney General Holder as his running mate.
Get your Weiner-Holder bumper stickers early, before they are all gone.

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I have a very strong urge to have that bumper sticker! LOL. I think I'll stick it to my mailbox and maybe the mailman will suddenly forget he's married one day :)~

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/2/2011 9:07:39 PM
Our border security is great isn't it they even fish for them. Amazing isn't it?

We are all over the world supposedly protecting and securing areas all over the world and we cannot or will not secure our own borders. More of a case of choosing not to, out of some sense of inane guilt for being free, successful, enterprising and charitable participants in our world.

We must realize our own governmental systems have been infiltrated. Just as our own military bases have been.
And we have been lied to and used as pawns and chattel.

It is time to realize we must rid ourselves of the would be tyrants. We must revisit the Founders, the answer is in our founding documents and the arguments that occurred in the colonies during their ratification before becoming the Constitution of These United States.

Then we must secure our borders and utilizing the resources and knowledge God gave us when those documents were created. IMHO


But catching one by fishing is really funny. Were there pictures? I know you would have enjoyed the speedo.

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Hi Peter,

Did you hear about the Czech citizen who tried to swim across the St. Clair river between Canada & Michigan the other day? He was trying to enter the USA illegally, while only wearing a skimpy speedo swimsuit and a backpack on his back. A fisherman caught what he thought was only a backpack, but there was a man attached to it. The swimmer was taken into custody.

He obviously did not get through the international security Czech. LOL!

That really just happened.

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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Skype: JAllen3D
Everything You Need For Online Success


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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
7/2/2011 10:12:15 PM

I can't find any photos of the banana-hammocked Czech.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011107010383

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