$7.00 SEX
An Arizona couple, both well into
their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have
sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he
is so amazed that such an elderly couple
is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the
way you have intercourse." He thanks
them for coming, he wishes them good
luck, he charges them $50.00 and he
says good bye. The next week, the same
couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit
puzzled, but agrees. This happens several
weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"
The man says, "We're not trying to find
out anything. She's married, so we can't go
to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to
my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98.00.
The Hilton charges $139.00. We do it here
for $50.00, and Medicare pays $43.00 of it,
leaving my net cost of $7.00."
SHAME ON YOU FOR LAUGHING AT THAT...