Well Peter, my little joke certainly can't compare to your video but here it is anyway. :)

This one is certainly true. :)

Women are not supposed to:
Snore,
Burp,
Sweat or
Pass gas,
Therefore, we must b*itch or we will blow up.

Hope everyone is getting ready to enjoy this holiday weekend. Here is one I just got a few minutes ago and I am still laughing. Hilarious!! :)

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in
an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and
sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ...
enough times till her husband says... "Are you
wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God..... I thought you were sitting
on the cat.

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