Happy Tuesday everyone. Here are a few short ones I found in my cache. A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A lady called her shrink and said, "You have to help me, it's been ten days since my husband left me and I have been drinking and drunk ever since! Please, tell me what to do!" The doctor replied, "Keep drinking and stay drunk for four more days and then quit. Two weeks is long enough to celebrate!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I dialed a number and got the following recording: " Sorry I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An elderly couple lie in bed. The women said: "Remember, when we were dating you used to kiss me on the cheek." So the man rolls over and kisses her cheek. Just about asleep when the woman says: "Remember when you used to nibble on my ear." The man climbs out of bed; and stomp's out of the bedroom. The woman says: "Honey, where are you going." The old man says: "To get my teeth." :)
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