Hi, everyone. I received this one from one of my friends today. :)
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was,
and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been
right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest,
and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told
my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was
probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then
he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my
favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She
asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into
fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He
laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous
person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
:)