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Hi All,

Robert, many are guilty of peeing in the swimming pool even though nowadays the guilty are "discovered" by dyes in the water. I was wondering how many went back into the pool after he peed? That's the real joke.

No one ever thought athletes are the sharpest pencils in town Jim (some are btw) but these dodo's take the cake.

When I first saw that para...... I thought of something else at first but thanks for the lesson Evelyn, that's a new word for me.

Here's the latest News Busted for your enjoyment.

Shalom,

Peter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0VXWOc1UMw&feature

Hi Peter, I liked this one - "Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience". How true!!!

Another one that should be on that list is "ignorance is bliss"

I absolutely love those News Busted videos and so now, what in the world are all those people, who think they can sing, going to do without the Guitar Hero video game? Reminded me of those wannabes that were auditioning this year for American Idol. They are either hard of hearing or tone deaf or both. Pathetic

:)

Yes they most definitely do. Peter one of my brothers got me to watching American Idol last year.We make a little game out of it by trying to pick the winner. So far my favorite is a 17 year old kid from North Carolina. Southern to the core. Have a listen. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HifqJvS-F8I&feature=player_embedded

My second favorite is this 15 year old from Georgia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9HcEk-KYGg&feature=player_embedded

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,
there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code)
shortcuts.

If you qualify for Senior Discounts, this is the code for
you.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin?
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Pee
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil