Hi All,

Len, this is a joke thread and sometimes political commentary is the funniest stuff around especially when you consider that the present administration is the biggest joke in town .......... oooops, I meant in the world. :) In any case thanks any and all jokes are acceptable here and thanks for joining in the fun.

Here's the latest News Busters.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics in today's show:

-- Tea Party cleans up after unions

-- Border patrol officer shooting beanbags

-- Gas prices soar

-- Huck blasts Natalie Portman for out-of-wedlock child

-- John Galiano fired for anti-Semitic remarks

-- Christina Aguilera taken into police custody

-- Matthew McConaughey on Men's Fitness cover

-- Never buy used mattresses

Starring: Jodi Miller
Director: Bruce Roundtower
Executive Producer: Matthew Sheffield

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTA-DJWKU8&feature

Hi All,

I got this one a while ago and forgot about it. Truth is it's to good not to share. Wonder if she's also a lip gloss woman, can't tell from the picture? :)

Shalom,

Peter

A Few More Blonde Jokes......
She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
* She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home..
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
:)

Hi Evelyn,

Great list of blond jokes. I think the below graphic compliments the list. :)

Shalom,

Peter

I guess we're doing the blonde jokes today so here's one:

FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand." Not one hand went up .... so she took the crabs home and ate them herself. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some folks think.