A man, his bike, and his chick...

It just doesn't get any better that this...

Never underestimate redneck ingenuity...

I think they're heading to Wal-Mart.....................

Hello everyone, sorry for not posting but for some reason or other I could not post anywhere in Alp yesterday but I'm back now. Thanks for the laugh.

Buckwheat of the Little Rascals has proclaimed he has
become a Muslim, and has changed his name.

He now goes by Kareem of Wheat.

Hello everyone, here is a little laugh for Friday.....

LOL Gaby. Looks like gravity has taken over. I have seen women that this could apply to and I am sure you have too. One thing though is you would have to have enough to eventually reach that far. :)

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?", responded one of the student.

Everyone have a fantastic weekend. :)

Here is one dedicated to all the thoughtful men out there. :)

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the instructor.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

:)