Hi All,
This one's to funny not to share. :)
Shalom,
Peter
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their parents to tell them
a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one
by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff:
spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher realized, much to her
dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about
my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert
Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory, and all she had
was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
survival knife."
"She drank the whiskey on the way down so
the bottle wouldn't break, and then her
parachute landed her right in the middle
of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with
the pistol, until she ran out of bullets,
killed four more with the knife, till the
blade broke, and then she killed the last
Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher.
"What did your Daddy tell you was the
moral to this horrible story?
"Don’t f#%k with mommy when she’s been
drinking.”