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Hey Peter,

I'm one of those mindless, progressive liberals with a sense of humor so your joke didn't offend me....here's one for you:

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her
class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell
back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped
up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

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Hey Peter,

I'm one of those mindless, progressive liberals with a sense of humor so your joke didn't offend me....here's one for you:

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her
class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell
back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped
up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
break it in half!'

The nun fainted.

Hi Peter,

As long as we can agree to disagree in a civil manner life will be good. Here's one of my favorite Larry jokes

The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'