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Hi All,

Statistics can be very interesting and the ones below are no different. My only problem with the conclusion is that the sender forgot to include himself too. Hmmmm, does that also include me??? :)

Shalom,

Peter

Statistics

At Any Given Moment:

79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

58,000,000 are kissing.
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
1 lonely bugger is reading e-mails.

You hang in there sunshine!

Peter,
I have just closed down my computer!
Can't be the only lonely bugger reading this. Please spare me!

Real rib cracker there, thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope everyone is having a fantastic weekend. :)

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MY LAST TRIP TO WALMART

Yesterday I was at my local WALMART to buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Wiggle Butt, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm getting older and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way
that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was
now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog
food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
poodle's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard.

Walmart won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask older people. They have little to do but think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...... it will be their Laugh for the day!!!

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized
she was lost. She lowered her altitude
and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can
you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him an hour ago, but I
don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS
and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon,
approximately 30 feet above a ground
elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level.
You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes
north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09
minutes west longitude.
“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must
be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything
you told me is technically correct. But I
have no idea what to do with your
information, and I’m still lost. Frankly,
you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You
must be an Obama Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How
did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know
where you are or where you are going..
You’ve risen to where you are, due to
a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise you have no idea how to keep,
and you expect me to solve your problem.
You’re in exactly the same position you
were in before we met, but somehow,
now it’s my fault.”