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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/28/2011 3:21:12 PM
Happy Friday Gaby, Jim, Peter and Robert. Hope everyone has an awesome weekend. :)
A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers. "A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd. A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PRIEST, PLEASE! Isn't there a priest in this crowd To give this man his last rites?" Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man Of at least 85 years of age. "Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not Even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm living behind The Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm Overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man." The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can Get through to where the injured man lay. The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the man and Says in a solemn voice: "B-4 I-19 N-38 G-54 O-72"
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/28/2011 3:31:41 PM
Hi All,

This is quite an interesting experiment and the results are riveting! :)

Shalom,

Peter

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/29/2011 4:22:43 PM
Here's one for a lovely weekend wishes!.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?'he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says........ ....



'I would have been released today.'


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/29/2011 6:36:24 PM
Hi Sam,
Welcome again and keep the jokes coming.
Here's are the two latest News Busted videos. This gal is hilarious.
Shalom,
Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
1/29/2011 6:50:24 PM
Hi All,
Statistics can be very interesting and the ones below are no different. My only problem with the conclusion is that the sender forgot to include himself too. Hmmmm, does that also include me??? :)
Shalom,
Peter

Statistics
At Any Given Moment:

79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

58,000,000 are kissing.
37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
1 lonely bugger is reading e-mails.
You hang in there sunshine!
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