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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/27/2011 9:14:38 PM
	Hi All, I thought this was hilarious and the similarity uncanny. :) Shalom, Peter I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going and if he was into making anymore movies. He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from vine to tree. I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a nursing home, has Alzheimer's and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad. I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only times he heard from him was when he was in trouble or needed something. I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good. She married a lawyer, had gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House!!!
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/27/2011 9:47:28 PM
	Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...." SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! The little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/27/2011 9:50:53 PM
	ROFL.....Awesome Peter.....LOL..... Quote: Hi All, I thought this was hilarious and the similarity uncanny. :) Shalom, Peter I was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! I asked him how it was going and if he was into making anymore movies. He told me that he could no longer make any more movies as he had severe arthritis in both shoulders and could no longer swing from vine to tree. I asked how Jane was doing, he told me she was in bad shape, in a nursing home, has Alzheimer's and no longer recognizes anyone. How sad. I asked about Boy, and he told me that Boy had gone to the big city, got hooked up with bad women, drugs, alcohol, and the only times he heard from him was when he was in trouble or needed something. I asked about Cheeta, he beamed and said she was doing good. She married a lawyer, had gotten some plastic surgery, and now lived in the White House!!!
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Robert 341 669 Brussels	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/27/2011 10:29:56 PM
	Charlie borrowed his friends Volkswagen, while his car was in the garage. When he got into it, he found out it would not start. So he got out and raised the hood and looked down in amazement. This other guy came by driving in his Volkswagen and saw that this guys was in trouble, so he stopped and went over. “What’s the trouble?” he asked. After taking a look, he said; “No wonder it won’t start someone stole the engine.” “But don’t worry” he said, “I have an extra one in my trunk you can borrow”. ========= Last night my stupid neighbour pounded on my door at 2:30 am, can you beleive that... 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up ...... practicing some beats on my new drums.
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/27/2011 11:27:35 PM
	Hi All, This video is hilarious. Shalom, Peter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCyX7GAb5Xg
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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