Two Cajuns, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Boudreaux stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously, and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Boudreaux immediately blurted out, "Turn da entire ocean into Budweiser beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into beer, and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Thibodeaux looked disgustedly at Boudreaux whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment, Thibodeaux said, "Nice going, Boudreaux! ........ Now we're gonna have to pee in da boat!"