home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?"

asked his wife."

"I had a terrible day," replies

Roy. "I had to go to a hotel

and pick up a man who had

died in his sleep.

When I got there, the manager

said they couldn't get him into

a body bag because he had

this huge
erection.

Anyway, I find the room and,

sure enough, there's this big

naked guy lying on the bed

with this huge erection.

So I grabbed it with both

hands and tried to snap it in

half."

"I see," says his wife. "But

how did you get the black eye?"

Roy: "Wrong room."