Little Johnny and his grandmother
were shopping in a department store.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy
department, but grandmother said
that they had to stop in the ladies
clothing department first.
Little Johnny obviously couldn't wait
that long, and the next time his
grandmother turned around he was
gone.
She panicked and looked everywhere
for him, but he had disappeared.
Finally she went to the customer
service desk, intending to have them
announce his name over the PA system.
To her relief he was already there waiting
for her.
The woman at the desk said, "He wanted
us to announce your name over the PA
system, but he didn't' know what your
name was. We asked him what his
daddy called you, and he replied 'mom',
next we asked him what Grandpa called
you and he replied 'sugar'. We were
almost out of questions for him when
another lady suggested that your
daughter-in-law might call you by your
first name."
"We were so happy to see you show
up at the desk," she continued, "because
when we asked him what his mommy
called you, we were out of ideas!"
"Well," asked Little Johnny's grandmother
curiously, "What did he say?"
"He said," she replied, "that his mother