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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 12/4/2009 4:01:37 AM
	Quote: OVER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MOSES SAID TO THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL : PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL, MOUNT YOUR ASSES AND CAMELS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND. NEARLY 75 YEARS AGO, ROOSEVELT SAID, LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVELS, SIT ON YOUR ASSES, AND LIGHT UP A CAMEL, THIS IS THE PROMISED LAND. NOW OBAMA HAS STOLEN YOUR SHOVEL, TAXED YOUR ASSES, RAISED THE PRICE OF CAMELS, AND MORTGAGED THE PROMISED LAND. AND THEY GAVE HIM THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR DOING IT. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Ah Jim, This is a d*amn good one. Funny and sad at the same time. The worst part is that it's so true. Here's a video that's also in the same category sad, funny and true at the same time. I was wondering where to post it but after seeing your "joke" I decided to post it here. Title Hide The Decline Shalom, Peter
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Helen 801 1370 Burnaby	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 12/4/2009 1:50:02 PM
	Hello Peter How could you make fun of Al Gore's livelihood?! Don't you know that he has a big house (24 bedrooms, if I recall correctly) that requires as much fuel and resources in one month as yours does in one year? If we don't have global warming and the Inconvenient Lie, oops, I meant 'truth', how will Gore pay his bills? Don't you care? These people must just hate the internet. We would not know what we know if it weren't for the internet. That will be the next hit. I heard a passing blurb that the US government is trying to pass legislation that will make us pay for more of our internet services to discourage us from discovering the truth or otherwise. Have a great day! Helen
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Helen 801 1370 Burnaby	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 12/4/2009 1:56:13 PM
	Quote: Hi Helen, Of course you're right BUT, I heard that Texans wanna be buried with their boots on and maybe they also have a thing about getting laid with wrinkled shirt????!!!! AND you know how wrinkled clothing gets on planes. :) Just a thought ........ Shalom, Peter Funny!
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 12/4/2009 8:29:12 PM
	Quote: Hello Peter How could you make fun of Al Gore's livelihood?! Don't you know that he has a big house (24 bedrooms, if I recall correctly) that requires as much fuel and resources in one month as yours does in one year? If we don't have global warming and the Inconvenient Lie, oops, I meant 'truth', how will Gore pay his bills? Don't you care? These people must just hate the internet. We would not know what we know if it weren't for the internet. That will be the next hit. I heard a passing blurb that the US government is trying to pass legislation that will make us pay for more of our internet services to discourage us from discovering the truth or otherwise. Have a great day! Helen Well Helen, I guess with Climate Gate becoming a major issue we won't be seeing much of Al Gore in the very near future. He's already canceling meetings and who know with all the cooling down in the past 10 years his heating costs might escalate to even higher levels then in the past. I really think he owes G W a great debt for 'stealing" the elections since the billions he made are all cos of Bush. Imagine if Florida hadn't "stolen" the elections poor Al would have been in the White House instead of creating the greatest scam in the history of the world. Don't you think G W deserves at least a 10-20% commission for saving his ass from 8 boring years in the White House? Seriously now I wonder where he would have been more dangerous. In the White House or as creator of the Global Warming scam? Hmmmmm, interesting thought isn't it? Shalom, Peter
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle (On Saturday - Again :) ) 5/8/09 12/4/2009 8:31:28 PM
	Quote: Quote: Hi Helen, Of course you're right BUT, I heard that Texans wanna be buried with their boots on and maybe they also have a thing about getting laid with a wrinkled shirt????!!!! AND you know how wrinkled clothing gets on planes. :) Just a thought ........ Shalom, Peter Funny! Funny that you said that. You stole the words right out of my mouth.
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