He Said To Me!

He said to me . . . I don't know why
you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put
in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't
you?

He said to me . . ...... Shall we try
swapping positions tonight?
I said. That's a good idea - you stand
by the stove and sink while I sit on the
sofa and do nothing but f*rt.

He said to me.. ... What have you
been doing with all the grocery money I
gave you?
I said to him.Turn sideways and look
in the mirror!


He said to me. .....
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.


He said to me... How many men does it
take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him..... I don't know, it has
never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to
find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good- looking?
I said to him They already have
boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman
who knows where her husband is
every night?
I said. A widow.


He said to me.... Why are married
women heavier than single women?
I said to him... Single women come
home, see what's in the fridge and
go to bed. Married women come home,
see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

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LOL!

The Irish on the plane joke back there reminds me of when one of Jayson's high school teachers called.

She said he was joking about wanting a beer in school, and she told him she was going to call his mother (me?) and he said, "Go ahead, she won't say anything, she's Irish!"

...and I didn't really say anything, I laughed about it. The teacher was even more annoyed.

She said, "You think that's funny?"

I said, "Well, he DID tell you I'm Irish, right?"

(I'm wondering if the truly Irish great-grandparents would have been amused or annoyed?)