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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/10/2011 10:29:43 AM
	Hi All, Gaby love all your jokes. Carla and Carl hilarious. Wonder if Carla uses lip gloss. :) Here's one I'm sure you'll enjoy. Shalom, Peter Brothel Trip An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?'
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/10/2011 10:31:58 AM
	Hi All, Since we're dealing with the elderly this one's very cute. Shalom, Peter Confession An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.' Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?' Man: 'What sins?' Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?' Man: 'I'm Jewish.' Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?' Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/10/2011 10:42:12 AM
	Hi All, Here's one I got today from a very good friend. Shalom, Peter A VERY religious man was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the VERY religious man if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/10/2011 7:33:27 PM
	Hi All, This one's way to good not to share. A big lesson to be learned too. :) Shalom, Peter A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. God Bless the enlisted man .
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Kathleen 11447 13305 Grand ...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 1/10/2011 8:38:59 PM
	LOL! The Irish on the plane joke back there reminds me of when one of Jayson's high school teachers called. She said he was joking about wanting a beer in school, and she told him she was going to call his mother (me?) and he said, "Go ahead, she won't say anything, she's Irish!" ...and I didn't really say anything, I laughed about it. The teacher was even more annoyed. She said, "You think that's funny?" I said, "Well, he DID tell you I'm Irish, right?" (I'm wondering if the truly Irish great-grandparents would have been amused or annoyed?)
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