Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID:
Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock;
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock; ... (Better start again.)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.