Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One rainy day she was in
bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump
out the window. My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'
'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a
gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes
and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street
in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run
right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,
so he started running along beside the others, about
300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little
while a small group of runners who had been watching
him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?'' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so
wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run
carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way
I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in
my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and
asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
"Nope...just when it's raining."