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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/12/2010 5:46:22 AM

One of my favorite scenes from "Austin Powers" with the words below, to help our non-English speaking friends learn as much as possible to enrich their vocabularies :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ

d*ck (that's an i)
pecker
privates
long smooth shaft complete with 2 balls
wang
willy
johnson
penis (is that a real word?)
tallywacker
schlong
weener
hot salty nuts (accessories?)
one eyed monster
woody
just a little prick (so cute!)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/12/2010 4:03:37 PM
Hi All,

This is funny and extremely sad cos it's a fact of life.

Shalom,

Peter

My father-in-law had prostate surgery.
We brought him to the hospital at 7:30
a.m., and he was operated on at eight.
We were amazed when the hospital
called at noon to tell us he could go
home.
Two months later our beagle, Bo also
had prostate surgery. When I brought
him in, I asked the veterinarian what
time I should pick him up. The vet told
me Bo would remain overnight.

"Overnight?" I said."My father-in-law
came home the same day."

The vet looked at me and said,
"Bo's not on Medicare!"
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/12/2010 4:07:46 PM
Hi All,

I wonder how many people think like this guy below.

Shalom,

Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/12/2010 4:24:11 PM
Hi All,

This one's just plain hilarious.

Shalom,

Peter

Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One rainy day she was in
bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump
out the window. My husband's home early!'

'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a
gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes
and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street
in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run
right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,
so he started running along beside the others, about
300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm,
he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little
while a small group of runners who had been watching
him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?'' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so
wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run
carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way
I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in
my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and
asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
"Nope...just when it's raining."

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/12/2010 4:44:42 PM
Hi All,

Not to be disrespectful to Christmas but the below joke is to funny not to share.

Shalom,

Peter

2010's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met
by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,
'You must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his
pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.
'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint
Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his
pocket and pulled out a set of keys He shook them
and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the
pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching
desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those
symbolize?'

The Newfie replied, 'These are Carol’s.

And So the Christmas Season Begins…

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