Boudreaux done got old and his children dun put him in the old folks' home near
Breaux Bridge, where he dun met a lovely
lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux
being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't
want to do nutin dat were against his
religion, no. So he dun propose marriage.
Now both Boudreaux and Mabel were in
their 80s.
Mable went and tole everyone at the
Senior Citizens home the good news....
Irene, Mabel's best friend, told her that
since she was very wealthy and the person
she was about to wed was, well to say the
least, not worth a plug nickel, she should
insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.
Mabel was sitting on the porch swing with
Boudreaux and she told him she would
marry him providing he would sign a
prenuptial agreement.
Boudreaux dun told Mabel I don' know
what dat is but I'll sign anything you want,
cause I luv you so much.
Mabel got out her pen and paper and
started:
She said: I want to keep my house down
in Texas with all the oil wells.
He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my
shack on da bayou.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac,
BMW and Lexus.
He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my
pick-em-up truck.*
She said: I want to keep my yacht that
is moored near my summer home in Padre
Island.
He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my
pirogue.
She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.
He said: Dat's fine wit me. I'll keep my
stuffed deer head..
She said: And I want to have sex 6 times
a week.
He said: Dat's fine wit me... Put me down
for Fridays.