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Phillip 7331 5931 Thomas...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/24/2010 11:57:32 PM
	Hi Peter, Just thought was cute - kind of scary - but cute! Funny thing was, it was parked next to Juan Wiiliam's car. Have A Great Week, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Phillip 7331 5931 Thomas...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/25/2010 12:09:49 AM
	Hi Peter, Here's another Personal Favorite - So Sad, But True... Keep Smiling My Friends, Phil
	“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/26/2010 4:37:09 AM
	Hi Phil, I guess the below picture encapsulates all that B Hussein stands for and worse what he's offering the country as a solution for it's health problems. Worse yet is that his agenda is to control the people and tell them what they're allowed to do and what they can't do. Shalom, Peter Quote: Hi Peter, Here's another Personal Favorite - So Sad, But True... Keep Smiling My Friends, Phil
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/26/2010 4:41:36 AM
	Hi All, This one's shows what dream land or lala land is all about. You might agree with me or not but I have a funny feeling that many here in Adland are living in a dream world so it might be worth their while to see what the consequences might be in the end. Shalom, Peter BOB THE CHICKEN Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'Never,' said Bob. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. It's no big deal. He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard..... "BOB, wake up! You "pooped" in the bed!"
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10/29/2010 4:03:42 PM

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