An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one.
The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi said I am the speaker of the house. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America”. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, Ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The girl said, “That’s okay. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest woman took my schoolbag.”