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Robert 341 669 Brussels	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/1/2010 10:31:06 PM
	A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand". "OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert" "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but... Mom?" "Yes son?" "Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?" Disclaimer! For the sake of camel lovers! No camel was killed, beaten or sc... around with whilst the auther wrote this idiocy.
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/2/2010 6:02:56 AM
	Hi Robert, Thanks for the chuckles. The poor goat died for no reason since the rednecks stopped counting when the farmer came along. What a wasted death. As for the camels the old saying comes to mind "from the mouths of babes". :) I think you'll enjoy this joke. :) Shalom, Peter *A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.* *When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"* *"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."* "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her," he said. *"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'"*
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/2/2010 7:36:37 PM
	Hi All, This is satire at its best but you decide if it's a joke or soon to be reality. Shalom, Peter
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/3/2010 7:17:39 PM
	Hi All, I had to decide where to post this new T shirt and decided to post it in two of my threads. It is funny but the question unfortunately still hasn't been answered. I wonder why? Shalom, Peter
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/3/2010 7:39:08 PM
	Hi All, Here's a perfect solution to the illegal immigrant problem. Oooooops, warning this isn't politically correct! :) Shalom, Peter The Cowboy solution to save Gasoline OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use..... The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants! That would be 15 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan .... Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it...... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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