Blonde Mortician.
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she
would like the body dressed.
She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he
is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't
care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for
the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake.
To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous
blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly ...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with
the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought
in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference
as long as he looked nice. .. . . . . ...
So I just switched the heads.'
(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!!!)
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