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Robert De Merode

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/24/2010 9:17:37 PM


Are the sheep waking up?
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/25/2010 1:59:50 AM
Hi All,
Blonds what would we do without them? This one was quite ingenious. :)
Shalom,
Peter



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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna
lovethis....)

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She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/25/2010 3:13:51 AM
Hi All,

This one's to cute not to share. :)

Shalom,

Peter

NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR LIPSTICK !

Why would you even ask me that?

I'm insulted!

Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me!

For your information, I don't even wear that shade-

it doesn't flatter my complexion and it tastes terrible.

(Oops)



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Robert De Merode

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/25/2010 5:02:39 AM
Oops! the picture vanished!

Are The sheep the only specimens waking up?


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/25/2010 5:34:25 AM
Not yet Robert, maybe soon, I hope.

Quote:
Oops! the picture vanished!

Are The sheep the only specimens waking up?


May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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