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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/10/2010 9:57:38 PM

Hello Peter and friends. Peter we learn something new everyday, don't we? :)

Mmmm how many people do you know like this?

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman
on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned
yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
even though he could have beaten the red light
by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked
her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed
her chance to get through the intersection, dropping
her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious
police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car
with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was
searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed
in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back
to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a
blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk;
naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car ..''

Priceless.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/12/2010 4:54:29 AM
Hi All,

Ever wonder why Ford didn't need any "help" from B Hussein's stimulus package? Could it possibly be that they build em strong and to last? I wonder if the below picture answers any of those questions. Could they be potential cheerleaders?

Shalom,

Peter

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/14/2010 5:40:32 AM
Hi All,

I don't believe there is need to make a comment on the below picture displayed in Houma, LA.

The only obvious comment is that the author had a great sense of "Houma". :)

Shalom,

Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/16/2010 7:42:28 AM
Hi All,

Here are some cute senior jokes for you.

Shalom,

Peter



Getting old in Florida
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs , doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'
**********************************************************
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Ft. Lauderdale reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece..
The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.
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Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers , he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?'
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!'
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?'
He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her..
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?'
He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids
Life is
short!
Break the rules!
Forgive quickly!

Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
And never regret
anything that made you smile
The best things in life are free until the government finds out and taxes it.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
6/18/2010 1:38:54 AM
Thought this one would get a chuckle…………..
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a
construction site noticed the coarse language of
the workers and decided to spend some time with
them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch, sit with
the workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked
over to the spot where the men were eating.
She walked up to the group and with a big smile
said: "and do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other
very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks
and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down ' why ' ?
The worker yelled back, " Cos' his wife's here with his lunch"
:)
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