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Robert De Merode

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/12/2010 1:32:40 PM
Quite an amazing feat from this Austrian guy, It’s not a joke but I'd say it’s a cool way of entering ones own house when past midnight without disturbing the dog.

We all need a Liebherr! Can't live without one!


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/15/2010 6:12:17 AM
Hi Robert,
That was quite a stunt. I wonder if it helped their sales? :)
Shalom,
Peter
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/15/2010 6:13:35 AM
Hi All,

You sometimes wonder what happened to this community where in the old days it was possible to have discussions and even disagree with one another without being insulted and taking it personally. I can only define it as a kindergarten complex in which some run to the "teacher" and complain when some one looks at them in what they consider a cross eyed way. You could call it snitch paradise but that would be giving credence to their infantile behavior.

That said here's a very cute kindergarten joke I think all y'all will appreciate. :)

Shalom,

Peter

BIG PEOPLE WORDS


A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.


She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

'I went to visit my Nana'.


No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.

She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.


She then asked little Alex what he had done?

'I read a book' he replied.


That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.


'What book did you read?'
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Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
'Winnie the
S*HIT'

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/15/2010 6:19:04 AM
Hi All,

I have a feeling I posted this one in the past but not being sure I'll give it a second go since it does have some relevance to what's happening in the US today. :) :(

Shalom,

Peter

The last penny

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He

gives the young boy 3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly,

the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy

has swallowed the pennies and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a

blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and

sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts

her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the

counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the

restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes

hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first

and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and

coughs up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and

walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,

the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic!

Are you a doctor?"

"No, IRS."


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
5/15/2010 6:22:06 AM
Hi All,
Those old timers really do things right. :)
Shalom,
Peter

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad. Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.'
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You're gonna love this.)
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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