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Phillip Black

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
4/5/2010 1:10:05 PM

Hi Peter & Friends,

Been away for awhile, Computer has not been wanting to cooperate.

Senior Moments

Just a line to say I'm living,
That I'm not among the dead.
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And more mixed up in the head.
For sometimes I can't remember,
When I stand at foot of stairs,
If I must go up for something,
Or if I've just come down from there.
And before the fridge so often
My poor mind is filled with doubt
Have I just put food away?...or
Have I come to take some out?
And there's times when it is dark out,
With my night cap on my head
I don't know if I'm retiring
Or just getting out of bed.
So...if it's my turn to write you
There's no need of getting sore,
I may think that I have written
And don't want to be a bore!!
So, remember..I do love you
And I wish that you were here,
But now it's nearly mail time,
So I must say good-bye my dear.
There I stood beside the mail box
With a face so very red
Instead of mailing you my letter,
I had opened it instead!!
My bifocals fit - my dentures are fine
My hearing aid works...but ..I do miss my mind!!!

Have A Terrific Week,

Phil


“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
4/5/2010 4:46:23 PM

It's a Good Day, It's a Bad Day!


Ill never smoke weed with Willie again


Put your Clothes back on !!!!


Hope your Monday is Awesome



May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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Robert De Merode

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
4/7/2010 9:21:58 PM
In French, but this hardly needs a translation, the difference between men and women are somewhat similar all around the world.!


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
4/8/2010 6:25:48 AM
Hi All,

My apologies for being away lately but I've been busy with some off line activities but I'm baaaack now.

Evelyn, Phil, Jim and Robert loved all your posts.

Here's one I thought was "cute".

Shalom,

Peter

My Wife asked me

"How many women have you slept with?"

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 am to 4 PM

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
4/8/2010 6:55:59 AM
Hi All,

I posted this in another thread but it's also fitting for this thread too (sad as it is).

Shalom,

Peter
Quote:
Hello Friends,

Here's an interesting experiment that explains very well why B Hussein an inexperienced, virtually unknown, questionable individual was able to win the elections.

Think about it and you'll see that those unfortunates that voted for this poor excuse of a president should be looking in the mirror and asking themselves who the he*ll am I?!

Shalom,

Peter

THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS
OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

--From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.'


The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year...


The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.


We would choose our nominees.. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.


To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.


We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.


We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.


The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.


I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.


I had never seen Olivia's mother.


The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better

place. He ended by promising to do his very best.


Everyone applauded and he sat down.


Now is was Olivia's turn to speak.


Her speech was concise.
She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!
We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.


A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?
She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it...
She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.
All they were thinking about was ice cream..

Jamie was forgotten.. Olivia won by a landslide.


Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and
52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.


The other 48 percent know
they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess."


This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

Peter Fogel
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