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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/19/2010 6:23:03 AM
Hi All,

Irish men are so unpredictable or are they? :)

Shalom,

Peter

Irish Viagra

An Irish woman of past middle age
visited her physician to ask his
advice on reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?'
asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said.
'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'..
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went...'

It wasn't a week later when
she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm
sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/19/2010 6:34:59 AM
Hi All,

This one's morbidly funny. :)

Shalom,

Peter

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.

They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States ?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning..."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...

But you know how bad that sum***** lies."

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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/19/2010 1:02:39 PM
Hi All,

I'd say this one's another self explanatory graphic.

Shalom,

Peter

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/22/2010 1:24:19 PM

Happy Monday everyone. :)

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s___ out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago….....'

:)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/22/2010 4:15:04 PM
Hi All,

And a happy Monday to you too Evelyn.

I don't think this guy was very happy after the fact. :)

Shalom,

Peter

A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated."

"What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that."

"Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I insist."

So, the doctor told him to check into the hospital. When he did he was stripped, laid on a cart, wheeled into the operating room, anesthetized, and CHWOP! off they came. The next day, he woke up in a double room and, wanting to be sociable, asked the man in the next bed what he was in for.

"Oh, I was circumcised," the man said.

"Damn!!! That's the word I was looking for!"


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