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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/16/2010 9:24:18 PM

Hi Peter. This one may be a repeat but it is still funny, I think. :)

Walter, who is quite elderly, is resting
peacefully on the front porch of a
nursing home in the country, when
he sees a cloud of dust up the road.

He watches a farmer approaching,
with a wagon.

"Good afternoon!" hollers out
Walter.

"Afternoon," says the farmer.

"Where you headed?" asks
Walter.

"Town."

"What do you have in the wagon?"
Walter continued.

"Manure."

"Manure, eh? What do you do
with it?"

"I spread it over my strawberries,"
the farmer says matter-of-factly.

"Well," says Walter, "you should
come over here for lunch someday.
We use whipped cream."
:)
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/17/2010 6:14:38 AM
Hi All,

I had to laugh when I read the below idea. It struck a chord and I believe it can easily become a part of our lexicon. :) It beats the Pelosi outta BS. :) :)

Shalom,

Peter

Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the
expression "Bull S***."
As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude
language, that expression became "BS."

What did I really mean when I used those expressions? I meant that
something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It
covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as:
nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk...

I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in
the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the
word "Pelosi."
Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of Pelosi.." I encourage
you to do the same. It is such a nasty sounding word, it really packs a
punch, we are no longer being vulgar, and it clearly expresses our
feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be entered into
the dictionary. When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in Pelosi.
It will get on the bottom of your boot and won't go away until next
election.

What a fitting and descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!

Pass it on to at least 10,000,000 people. Do not break this chain or you
will get more Pelosi than you can shake a bull at.

P.S. Betcha when this new word reaches D.C., the PELOSI WILL HIT THE FAN!

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/17/2010 11:57:27 AM
A special Hi! to all our Irish friends today.

One Saint-Patrick's day, 365 practice days!

Turn up your PC volume and enjoy (sober or not!) ;-)

http://www.st-patricks-day.com/

Robert.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/17/2010 1:09:39 PM
THE YEAR IS 1947... Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
3/18/2010 4:56:29 PM
The Moment I ...

And they walk amongst us!




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