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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/5/2010 10:31:28 PM
	Hi Evelyn, A very interesting history lesson.Very true too. There's a lesson to be learned from this joke and I wonder how many will. Shalom, Peter INDIAN MATING SEASON Two American Indians and a Tennessee hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave, and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "Oh, no," said the Indian, "it is our custom during mating season. When Indian men see cave, they call 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The other Indian ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the size of the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look at the size of this cave. It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call. "WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read: *NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN*
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/6/2010 7:15:10 AM
	Hi All, Here's an interesting thought for you. Dry Bones does have a special way of looking at things. Shalom, Peter So how much shorter will the weekend now be? Hmmmm. In any case, have a good one. -Dry Bones- Israel's Political Comic Strip Since 1973
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/7/2010 8:00:51 AM
	Hi All, Finally some good advice from Dr. Phil. :) Shalom, Peter I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/7/2010 8:03:42 AM
	Hi All, At least they're good for something. Shalom, Peter A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?". 'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the IRS.'
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/7/2010 8:07:05 AM
	Hi All, This is a cute one, Shalom, Peter A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four .' 'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?' The woman answered, 'Heck no, there was hundreds of times we didn't get nothin.'
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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