Hi Evelyn,
Cute joke. Here's another cute one for you.
Shalom,
Peter
SUNDAY CLOTHES
A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church
one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads
where he met a little girl coming from
the other direction.
'Hello,' said the little boy
'Hi,' replied the little girl.
'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.
'I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home,'
Answered the little girl.
'I'm also on my way home from church.
Which church do you go to?' asked the little boy.?
'I go to the Baptist church back down the road,' replied
the little girl.
'What about you? '
'I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill,'
Replied the little boy.
They discover that they are both going the same way
So they decided that they'd walk together.
Theycame to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially floodedthe road, so there was no way that they could get across to the otherside without getting wet..
'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to skin me alive,' said the little girl.
'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet,'
Replied the little boy.
'I tell you what I think I'll do,' said the little girl.
'I'm gonna pull
Off all my clothes and hold them over my head and
wade across.'
'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy.
'I'm going to do the same thing with my suit.'
So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before
putting their clothes back on, when
the little boy finally remarked:
'You know, I never realized before just how much difference there really is between a BAPTIST and a METHODIST!!!