Staying on topic, I will write down the recipe for the cookies and TRY to make them, I'm not a wizard with sticking to recipes either, more like a mad scientist. My superpower of breaking all conversations into smithereens is something my mother was/is expert at, she also was not very familiar with recipes, thus her legacy of very skinny children while she became fat, the only one who could tolerate her attempts at cooking was herself! I cook not much, therefore I fat not much.
Blessed are the bad cooks, for they shall inherit all microwavable foods.
Blessed are the yackmeisters, for they shall inherit all ditched conversations.
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