Here are my answers.

You will see by my answers that it took a long time to find honest answers.

This will tell you a lot about me:

Roger

1. What time do you get out of bed?
    A: When it feels very damp.

2. What do you eat for breakfast?
    A: It depends whether the cat finds it first.

3. Foods that you dislike?
    A: Anything that has already been chewed. 

4. The last film you watched at a cinema?
    A: Army film about sexually transmitted diseases.
 
5. Where would you like to retire to?
    A: Buckingham Palace.

6. Favourite sport?
    A: Anything that can be done seated.

7. Favourite or current pet?
    A: Tame flea called Fred.

8. Favourite beverage?
    A: Fish stock with ice and lemon and one of those little umbrellas.

9. Do you prefer summer or winter?
    A: The warm one.

10. When was the last time you cried?
      A: When I ate a raw onion.

11. What scares you the most?
      A: Every time my steering wheel comes of of the car when on the freeway.

12. Do you make friends easily?
     A: Why do you want to know, fool?

13. A habit that sometimes annoys others?
     A: Chewing gum whilst at the dentists. He gets furious.

14. Favourite TV program(s)?
     A: Repeats that get shown every Christmas.

15. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
     A: Too wrapped up in myself to know.

16. Favourite food?
     A: Anything free.    

17. Favourite cake or pie?
     A: Definitely pie.

18. Favourite author(s)?
     A: Author C. Clarke

19. Favourite saying?
     A: "Did you pack this case yourself?"

20. What car do you drive?
     A: The next one that my bunch of keys fit.

21. Favourite actress?
     A: Mrs. Doubtfire.

22. Favourite actor?
     A: Bin Laden.

23. Your partner's worst habit?
     A: Keep coming back.

24. Something you must do, but detest?
     A: Breathing in public toilets.

25. Who wears the pants in your house?
     A: Whoever gets to them first. Actually I look pretty good in a pencil skirt.