Whoever has the least amount of aim and control should raise the seat; whoever raises the set should lower it.

Simple  ;-)

As always Joyce, wise words.

John Wayne Toilet Paper

  An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.
Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

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Hello John,

Just thought hey since it's Friday...Why not stir up a GRIN or two and WWIII is gonna happen so let's make it interesting and fun! ;-)

Being a Southern bred, redneck, American male, I have had my share of discussions over this matter.  From both pro and con man and woman.  We all seem to agree that it only takes one hurried trip in the dark.  You know one of those emergency ones that happen when you ate a bad peanut or something similar?   Anyways all it take is one of those sudden trips to the toilet, with no lights and you just drop'em and sit, never imagining what is about to happen.  Because you did'nt close the lid on the toilet. Oh My!  Wet Willie!!!

Thanks for cruisin' by John.