This is too true to be funny. > > The next time you hear a politician use the > word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about > whether you want the 'politicians' spending > YOUR tax money. > > A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, > but one advertising agency did a good job of > putting that figure into some perspective in > one of its releases. > > > A. > A billion seconds ago it was 1959. > > B. > A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. > > C. > A billion hours ago our ancestors were > living in the Stone Age. > > D. > A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. > > E. > A billion dollars ago was only > 8 hours and 20 minutes, > at the rate our government > is spending it. > > While this thought is still fresh in our brain... > let's take a look at New Orleans ... > It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. > > > Louisiana Senator, > Mary Landrieu (D) > is presently asking Congress for > 250 BILLION DOLLARS > to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... > what does it mean? > > A. > Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans > (every man, woman, and child) > you each get $516,528. > > B. > Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in > New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787. > > C. > Or... if you are a family of four... > your family gets $2,066,012. > > Washington, D. C > > < HELLO! > > Are all your calculators broken?? > > Accounts Receivable Tax > Building Permit Tax > CDL License Tax > Cigarette Tax > Corporate Income Tax > Dog License Tax > Federal Income Tax < BR>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) > Fishing License Tax > Food License Tax > Fuel Permit Tax > Gasoline Tax > Hunting Licen se Tax > Inheritance Tax > Inventory Tax > IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) > IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) > Liquor Tax > Luxury Tax > Marriage License Tax > Medicare Tax > Property Tax > Real Estate Tax > Service charge taxes > Social Security Tax > Road Usage Tax (Truckers) > Sales Taxes > Recreational Vehicle Tax > School Tax > State Income Tax > State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) > Telephone Federal Excise Tax > Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax > Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax > Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax > Telephone State and Local Tax > Telephone Usage Charge Tax > Utility Tax > Vehicle License Registration Tax > Vehicle Sales Tax > Watercraft Registration Tax > Well Permit Tax > Workers Compensation Tax > > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? > > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... > and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. > > We had absolutely no national debt... > We had the largest middle class in the world... > and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. > > What happened? > Can you spell 'politicians!' > > And I still have to > press '1' > for English. > > I hope this goes around the > USA > at least 100 times > > What the heck happened??
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