Tonight in Denver, the worshippers shall gather to honor the Obamessiah, ironically on a stage built by a setmaker who also designed stages for another worldwide celebrity, Britney Spears, to whom he was compared in a recent commercial, which he dismissed in many speeches. Who? Me? An empty-headed celebrity? Not I! I am the Obamessiah! I can fill entire football fields with fainting worshippers, I am bringing my own replica of AirForce1, I shall fly away in half an airplane, halfway to Washington DC. All hail the Obamessiah, the Chosen One, according to Nancy Pelosi, who thinks natural gas is not a fossil fuel, who rewrote her own version of Catholic beliefs. ALL HAIL:
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