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Ana Maria Padurean

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Chain Letters
8/16/2005 10:07:28 AM
Hello My Friends, I think this is a very often fenomenom here online; that is why I decided to shear this with you. I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern....... --- I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. --- I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. --- I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. --- I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. --- I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. --- I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. --- I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. --- I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our troops. --- I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. --- I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. --- I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. --- Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to 7 of my friends and make a wish within 5 minutes. --- I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who has been dying for the past seven years. --- I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. --- Now to Return the Favor: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5:00 PM and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin, and he's a lawyer. So you'd better get going on that e-mail!!! __________________________________________ Hope you had some relaxing moments, Anamaria
Re: Chain Letters
8/16/2005 10:16:33 AM
Hi Ann That about raps it all up in a nut shell. good post. thanks
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Re: Chain Letters
8/16/2005 10:18:12 AM
Thanks Anamaria , that was exellent lol, it is so good to have a good laugh. Wishing you well Nick
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Re: Chain Letters
8/16/2005 10:22:13 AM
Thanks Anamarie, I am still giggling ! I hate to get those darn things, I always feel like something bad is gonna happen when I don't send them. But guess what, I don't send them on to others and I don't send them back to those who send them to me, and NOTHING bad has happened! Click on V.I.P. password (guest) Guest is also the password . Thanks in advance for looking !
Re: Chain Letters
8/16/2005 10:25:48 AM
Ana Maria my silly friend, Thank you for the funny chain letter. Good way to start the morning. Have a great day! JOHN

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