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Hey I have a joke for you:
One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying
somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on
board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, The Dali
Lama, and a hippie.
Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in
the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began
to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot
burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I
have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're
about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there
are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With
that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the
plane.
Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he
said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world
needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete
should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed
one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the
door and into the night.
Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's
smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's
smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed
one, and out he jumped.
The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally,
the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I
have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of
True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you
take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."
The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry,
pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my
backpack."
LOL, It made me laugh!!
Juliana ;)
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