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Juliana Bond

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5/19/2007 1:22:35 PM
Hey I have a joke for you:

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, The Dali Lama, and a hippie.

Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're about to crash in New Jersey. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane.

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world's greatest athlete. The world needs great athletes. I think the world's greatest athlete should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night.

Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world's smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world's smartest man should have parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped.

The Dali Lama and the hippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you, you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane."

The hippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don't worry, pop. The world's smartest man just jumped out wearing my backpack."

LOL, It made me laugh!!

Juliana ;)

Muriel Holladay

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5/19/2007 1:24:17 PM

Here I am.  Thanks for the invitation Thomas.

Now that we are here, what are we going to do?  :o)

Mark Johnson

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5/19/2007 1:39:45 PM

Hey Don.

I use everything imagable to market my site amd it's products without breaking the bank.  Business cards, ppc's, postcard mailings, banners, free as sites, forums, etc.

Marketing is a never ending process and it's never really free.  Especially if you're an affiliate marketer, you're marketing must be intense.

I've come under the conclusion that the easiest way to make money on ebooks is to have your own product to  sell.  That's why I decided to write my own.  It's almost done and it focuses on helping new marketers avoid some of the mistakes some of us made when we started out.

I aim to save the reader some time, effort, money, and maybe some aggravation as well as they begin selling.

Mark Johnson Rosemark Ventures
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5/19/2007 1:41:12 PM

Hello to Mark and Thomas and to the whole Community!

I see, it`s a perfect place to  exchange any of good ideas/opportunities.

So, Thomas thank you for inviting me, I feel privileged to have you as a mate here.

Wish you all to enjoy the rest of weekend!


Sam Hall

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5/19/2007 1:49:03 PM

Hi Mark

Looks Like Fun to Me   :-)



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