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English as a first language is hard enough, think of those still struggling with it.
7/22/2009 7:24:24 AM

English as a second language is difficult enough, think of our friends who are struggling to learn it as a second language.

We have some very brave and devoted friends here from many countries.

My challenge to everyone:

Do you understand ALL of the following:

READ THEM ALL.

 

 


Read all the way to the end....  This took a lot of work to put
together!!!
 
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
 
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
 
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
 
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
 
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
 
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
 
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present
 
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
 
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
 
10) I did not object to the object.
 
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
 
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
 
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
 
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
 
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
 
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
 
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
 
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
 
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
 
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in
eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. However, if we explore its paradoxes, we
find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a
guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
 
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't
the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but
not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all
but one of them, what do you call it?
 
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the
English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally
insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a
recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and
feet that smell?
 
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and
a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a
language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you
fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by
going on.
 
English was invented by people not computers and it reflects the
creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all.
That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights
are out, they are invisible.
 
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'?
 
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this.
 
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
 
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a
meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the
officers UP for election, and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP
a report?
 
We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock
UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times, the
little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP
for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is
one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
 
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is
stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at
night.
 
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try buil ding UP a
list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time,
but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When
it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out,
we say it is clearing UP...
 
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
 
When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.
 
One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for my time is UP,
so........it is time to shut UP!
 
Oh . . . one more thing:
 
 
What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at
night? U - P

ROGER

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Re: English as a first language is hard enough, think of those still struggling with it.
7/22/2009 7:26:01 AM

FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS

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Re: English as a first language is hard enough, think of those still struggling with it.
7/22/2009 8:41:17 AM

Hi Roger,

After all those words that look the same but sound different, let's get into the words that look different but sound the same, pear and pair, there and their and they're (a lot of natural born English speaking people write the wrong word for their or they're), wear and where, heal and heel, loan and lone, and a lot more.

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Re: English as a first language is hard enough, think of those still struggling with it.
7/22/2009 9:34:12 AM
Hi Roger,

Thansks for more confusion.  lol
The up part is enough to drive a person up the creek, without a paddle.  Hey this is confusing to a lot of English speaking people, what does it do to other languages.... Waiting to hear from Branka, Alain, and others.Very intersting.

 
Where did English come from?  I found this on Google: http://www.voanews.com/specialenglish/archive/2005-12/2005-12-21-voa1.cfm

Blessings,
Myrna





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Re: English as a first language is hard enough, think of those still struggling with it.
7/22/2009 10:15:06 AM
Hey Roger, how about spelling? I've been speaking and reading and writing all my life, but one thing that bugs my mom is my spelling and sometimes she just laughs, especially about the word yesturday, thats wrong but funny, supposed to be  yesterday, for those non-English speakers, turd is another word for poo, so my way of spelling yesturday is like maybe it was poo, now its over, ha.
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