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Re: TROPHY A ++ FOR 26th of OCTOBER GOES TO *** PETER FOGEL***
11/26/2008 9:29:08 AM
Hi Retep T -Rex,

Why do you question our Dr. lilly  when you  know she never gives answers to questions. Only answers them with more questions. :)

I am glad you have had such a happy time here and have enjoyed your A++ Throphy and forum.

So now I leave you with this:

DELLSHALOM Jewish Computer


While in Israel I found a great buy on a computer. It is a kosher computer called a DELLSHALOM.
It was selling at such a good price that...well......... mine arrived today.
If you or a friend are considering a kosher computer, you should know that there were some important upgrades and changes from the typical computer you are used to, such as:
The cursor moves from right to left.
It comes with two hard drives, one for 'Fleyshik' business software and one for 'Milchik' games.
Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets 'Ferklempt'.
The Chanukah screen savers include 'Flying Dreidels'.
The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours.
The "Start" button has been replaced with a "Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!" button.
When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus."
The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"
Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner.
I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup.
When running "scandisk," it prompts with a "You want I should fix this?" message.
When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!"
There is a "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz that advertises that it gets rid of the "schmutz und dreck" on your monitor.
After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schluffen."
Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup.
The Y2K problem has been replaced by "Year 5760-5761" issues.
If you decide not to shut down the computer in the prescribed manner, the following message appears "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
When Spellcheck finds and error it prompts "Is this the best you can do?"


Shalom ,

Geketa

Hear, O Israel the L-rd our G-d,the L-rd is one http://www.DHGBoutique.com
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Re: TROPHY A ++ FOR 26th of OCTOBER GOES TO *** PETER FOGEL***
11/26/2008 1:14:55 PM

Who normal would ever say you will leave me without , at least, two questions!?!? reteP !!!!

Meshuganehs have advanced, and are not still naive that much!

Well, your first question  (a) is out of my responsibility and powers. This lady always takes care of emergent cases. Her deceased husband was also on her medical care. Being a widow for less than one month, she is permitted to dress a black uniform . I could send you an opposite colors,

but, as you can see, this sister is more curious than you. She would not be interested if you were just awaken ... No ... her tongue is worse than the chatterbox, as you can see at the pic above.

Your (b) question ... I`ll rather skip to answer and comment ... considering you as just awaken from some sweet male dreams :) . Even though we are at Serbia, our women never dress your favorite uniform

Nooooooooo . We are very traditional country. There are some exceptions, but you can find them just and only over Internet. When you meet anyone that consider herself as a supreme, you may know she is from my country.

I hope you will now stop crying, knowing that I RESPONDED YOU ON ALL YOUR QUESTIONS THE SAME THEY WHEN YOU PUT THEM.

Is that enough strong and true prove of love?

Lilly Meshuganeh

 

 

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Re: TROPHY A ++ FOR 26th of OCTOBER GOES TO *** PETER FOGEL***
11/26/2008 1:35:05 PM
Lilly My Dear, Deer, Darling

 I have but one thing to say !





Hear, O Israel the L-rd our G-d,the L-rd is one http://www.DHGBoutique.com
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Re: TROPHY A ++ FOR 26th of OCTOBER GOES TO *** PETER FOGEL***
11/26/2008 1:57:46 PM

LOL GEKETA !!!

Didn`t I tell you ???

IT IS NOT UNUSUAL THAT JEWISH COMPS AND CURSORS WRITE FROM RIGHT TO LEFT. THAT IS SO EASY TO UNDERSTAND.

DID YOU KNOW THAT BRANKA HAS A GIFT OF EMPATHY ??? GIFT OR CURSE, ONE WOULD SAY FIRST, AND ONE SECOND DIAGNOSE :) ...

So, when one is, for example slurring, our sad bio-psychological case named arnkaB - cann`t than speak that way. People are usually offended, believing she makes jokes with them. She feels ashamed, but shame cann`t help her :( .

Having daily chat with Peter ... can you imagine how a big trouble this  is for this empathic victim ????

My dear sis doesn`t know anymore what is left and what is right, not only in writing, but also in speaking. LOL, you must come here and see and hear that.

NEXT TIME WHEN I WILL DIE, BEFORE TAKE MY CADAVER TO ROMANIA AND LEAVE ALL CARE ABOUT MY FUNERAL TO THE SECRET WEAPON, PLEASE, FORBID MY SIS TO LOG IN ADLAND AND GMAIL.

Thanks for this very DETAILED info about cheap comps. LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL, Branka must urgently buy another one.

HUGS,

Lilly

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Re: TROPHY A ++ FOR 26th of OCTOBER GOES TO *** PETER FOGEL***
11/26/2008 7:31:12 PM

Dear Meshugeneh Lilly,

It seems that you now have a secret weapon of your own. A nurse whose deceased husband was in "her" medical care!!!! Interesting to say the least. One would assume that she is now a merry widow but as you so profoundly said she is now a "MERRY BLACK WIDOW" DRESSED IN BLACK. This is what you're sending to me in order to wake me up?????? I wonder???

Now the curious nurse can in no way be compared to my intensive and never ending seeking of answers and truths. She is much closer to the SDI PUTS. When the obvious stares her in the face and yet she asks questions. I certainly hope this isn't a sample of the medical diagnosis in Serbia (more about Serbia below). Pleeeeeeeeeeease have a second look at your sister/nurse and see for yourself.

Serbian women are supreme???????? Interesting concept and I wonder what the basis for your "theory" is. But assuming it is correct (and we are only assuming!!!!!) the question that remains is "supreme what" ?

a. Supreme Fool???

b. Supreme traditionally dressed temptress???

c. Supreme traditionally dressed black widow secret weapon temptress???

d. Supreme in observance and diagnosis (see picture above) ???

e. Supreme in exception to the rules found only on the internet (see picture in your post) ???

f. Supreme in intelligence (something positive too!!!)???

g. Supreme and loyal friend???

h. Supreme in compassion and love???

I. Supreme sense of humor???

I sincerely hope I haven't left out any important options since there are many other possibilities. I tend to believe that it might possibly be all the above!!! If so what a combo and I'm not sure that supreme is the proper definition but Oy Gevalt or Oy Vey fits much better. 

The best proof of love would be very detailed answers to all the above!!!!! Not a mere 2 questions.

Shalom,

Peter

P.S. A closing thought. Is there a point of comparison between my super (a different word for supreme) secret weapon and yours? I found only one and mine is the more compassionate of the 2. The word MERRY. Yours is the MERRY BLACK WIDOW and mine wants to send you to the MERRY CEMETARY. I will be writing about that wonderful place later on but just to show the Super (a different word for supreme) kindness, love, joy, sense of humor and compassion of my Super (a different word for supreme) Secret Weapon please see the below picture. After you look please understand how Super  (different word for supreme) kind and how much love and affection we have for you.

The Merry Cemetery from Sapanta.

 

Peter Fogel
Babylon 7
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