Hello Mike,

You call that pressure????? Just wait till you get the "benefits of the wealth sharing" of the new messiah (according to Farrakhan). You just might not be on his list that will receive their share of the unearned "wealth". He's got all those illegal aliens he's got to take care of first.

Now down to business. Unless I'm seriously mistaken you just threatened us the T - Meshugeneh team to death by poisoning!!!!!!! Your plan is diabolical and not meshugeneh. Using soiled underwear, that crushed apples, grapes and who knows what else to ferment wine and we/me will get the first glass. Diabolical!!!!!!

We need an urgent meeting to decide if to deploy our secret weapon immediately or to give him another chance. I am waiting for your urgent reply T - Meshugeneh team. Another thought to ponder. This guy goes around with a garbage can all the time. WHY?????? Will he add its contents into the poisonous wine too????

Shalom,

Peter

Hi Good T People

Dear Mike,

Research has presented the following conclusions:

Laughter reduces serum cortical.

Laughter increases imunoglobin A.

Laughter increases tolerance to pain.

Laughter increases heart rate, pulse rate, and "juggles" the internal organs.

To my knowledge, there is no research that indicates that Endorphins are secreted during the “juggling” of the grapes in underwear. Perhaps Dr Lilli can enlighten us here. It would be of assistance if you could document all sensations, you experience along with times and places until said underwear is kapoot.

The term "endorphin" as a combination of two words: endogenous morphine. Basically, endorphins are the body's naturally made morphine. So yeah it feels good!!

Creating Endorphins….Gerri

Dearest Gerri,

If I were not too sad because Joe is so long so far away, reading your post, I could be the most efficient producer of endorphin today !

Poor Mike Hanes ... Hope he will not ask Peter to loan him his secret weapon to kill me. Actually man never intended to become a terrorist! It took a little time, but I found his own words about his names, underwear, grapes etc ...

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Re: FRIENDS COME TOGETHER Posted: 10-21-2008 06:51 AM Hi,  My name is Michael James Caron (Mike). When I was younger I thought my last name was Hanes, but my mother started buying a new brand of underwear for me to wear.  They had grapes, apples, and so forth, so for the longest time when people asked my last name I refused to tell them.

Branka