HEY SUPER POSTER! LOOK HERE A SUPER DANCE

Nick you are great so are your threads!

Adam: Sup honey?
Eve: Im hungry stupid. What kind of husband are you? You don't even hunt.
Adam: we just got created, jeeez, relax!!!
Eve: RELAX??? did you say RELAX??? You are sleeping outside the cave tonight! Idiot!!

Adam walks out mumbling "Holy crap what the hell is wrong with her"

Eve hearing this knowing she just messed up starts thinking of a plan. Then she comes up with PMS and shouts "It's not my fault, try to be a little caring,,,,,you are so careless,,,we have PMS,,,,it's not our fault!!!" Then she starts crying throwing stuff around knowing he is going to break sooner or later. Adam sees no stop to it, goes and gets some apples. Then a voice of God appears saying "What are you doing? Do not eat from this apple". Adam hearing this thought,,,Come on God,,,,,,,she is making me nuts. Please???"

Then suddenly the devil shows up and says "DUDE,,,,,,come on man,,,even i can't sleep of all the whining,,,give her some god damn apples so we can sleep man"

So Adam comes home with some apples,,,and without even blinking she says: "You taste them first, i don't want no God damn rotten apples you useless man"

Adam takes a bite and *POFF* Couple of thousand years later we still get screwed over on a daily basis.

And here is a BUSH's SWORD DANCE