Hi Again Nick,
How'd you hear 'bout that? We thought it was a Secret!
This Just In!
The Pentagon Today Announced The Formation Of An Elite Fighting Group Known As The "U.S.R.S.F" - The U.S. Redneck Special Forces.
Bubba, Hoss, Cooter & Boo Will Be Dropped Behind Enemy Lines With The Following Information About The Terroists.
- They Are Directly Responsible For The Death Of Dale Earnhardt.
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Season Opened Last Week
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There Is No Limit
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They Taste Just Like Chicken
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They Don't Like Beer, Pickups, Country Music, Or Jesus.
We Figure The War Should Be Over In 'Bout A Week
Keep On Smiling & Keep It 'Tween The Lines.
Phil
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