Hey, Joe,
Well, I can't believe you're still partying - - and BIG time, too!
I came back to say CONGRATULATIONS again, and to give you a couple of my little jokes that I come by, now and then. I know how you used to enjoy them. These are REAL 9-1-1 calls, too, by the way!
Dispatcher: 9 - 1 - 1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and River Streets.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an Asthmatic?
Caller: No.
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police!
And I've just GOT to share THIS one:
Dispatcher: 9 - 1 - 1: What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
I just HAD to do it, Joe. I hope it made you grin.
Bear Hugs XXXXX.
Betty