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Re: Come congratulate Joe Downing on winning the Person of the Year award!!!
1/16/2008 1:08:18 PM

Hey, Joe,

Well, I  can't believe you're still partying - - and BIG time, too!

I came back to say CONGRATULATIONS again, and to give you a couple of my little jokes that I come by, now and then.  I know how you used to enjoy them.  These are REAL 9-1-1 calls, too, by the way!

Dispatcher:  9 - 1 - 1

Caller:  Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing.  I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher:  Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller:  I'm at a pay  phone.  North and River Streets.

Dispatcher:  Sir, an ambulance is on the way.  Are you an Asthmatic?

Caller:  No.

Dispatcher:  What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller:  Running from the Police!

 

 

And I've just GOT to share THIS one:

Dispatcher:  9 - 1 - 1:  What's the nature of your emergency? 

Caller:  My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.

Dispatcher:  Is this her first child?

Caller:  No, you idiot!  This is her husband!

 

I just HAD to do it, Joe.  I hope it made you grin. 

Bear Hugs XXXXX.

Betty

 

 

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Re: Come congratulate Joe Downing on winning the Person of the Year award!!!
1/16/2008 5:22:28 PM


Tour of Sydney Australia((youtube id="B7LfYN0Ri8s"))((/youtube))






!!! Fair Dinkums !!!

G'day darlin Donna!!!

I thank you for all the wonderful hugs.  You know, a person can never really get enough especically when they get used to them like I have. I'm addicted to HUGS! LOL!!  Hey, I'm sure I'm not the only one that has been missing you around here.  I just loved watching the video above about Sydney.  What a beautiful place it is.  Can't wait till I get to go and see it in person.  That will be a fantastic adventure for me.

Hope those gorgeous children are doing well.  Tell Zoe hello from another Zoe. Hahahah... she probably won't believe you.  You know where I got the name don't you?  Yes, from the Alphabet Gang.  Crazy aren't they?   Well, for being "fantabulous", we have to be.  LOL!! 

May you and those awesome children be blessed with great happiness and joys, the very best of health and prosperity to surpass all expectations.  And, may you always smile to brighten up our days.

God Bless you!

Joe
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Her is a down under HUG!

PS:  You'll have to find some great videos that you like of Sydney and share them with us.  That would be cool!!!!

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Re: Come congratulate Joe Downing on winning the Person of the Year award!!!
1/16/2008 8:03:51 PM

Wow Joe!

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Re: Come congratulate Joe Downing on winning the Person of the Year award!!!
1/16/2008 8:54:21 PM

48 Lol. For everything that was written in the past was written to teach us, so that through endurance and the encouragement of the Scriptures we might have hope (Romans 15:4).

May the God who gives endurance and encouragement give you a spirit of unity among yourselves as you follow Christ Jesus (Romans 15:5).

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Re: Come congratulate Joe Downing on winning the Person of the Year award!!!
1/16/2008 11:07:59 PM






Hello Paula,

Thank you for accepting my friend's invitation recently.  It was a pleasure talking with you.  You never know who you are going to meet in this community.  I meet lots of wonderful and smart people like yourself!  It was definitely my pleasure and I am still wondering what fresh home grown bananas must taste like. LOL!!!  BANANA PIC.  Keep smiling!!!

May you and your family be blessed with the joys that make you happy, the health that keeps you going and the prosperity to make it all happen without worry.

God Bless you!

Joe
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