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Rinna Rani

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Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH
9/23/2007 3:26:42 AM
Oh my goodness Uncle Joe... you are back...
Thanks for letting me know how fun this is... Hey you gave me the inspiration to be funnneeeee..... oh then again, isn't this copying your Flying Rhino concept ;)  I love copying you.... you make me laugh...  By the way, put down your hand for goodness sake.... I can see your armpit



President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency:

"Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried.

"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!"

"Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President.

"I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"

"Why certainly!  I'll get right on it!" said Clinton.

"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin.

"Yes?"

"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin.

"No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan.  "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."

"Easily done. Anything else?"

"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

No offence anyone.....
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Re: TGAMM FINDS CURE FOR RHINO RASH
9/23/2007 3:30:45 AM

JERILYN MEREDITH
for being here and enjoying this with me.

Your presence is one I am always waiting for because of the wonderful loving woman you are.  Thank you for enjoying this thread and I am glad to make you laugh.

NOW, SIT DOWN AND STOP ROLLING ON THE CHAIR.

Take care and have a blessed week!

Love, Rina



There was once an englishman and a scotsman who lived next door to each other. The englishman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the scotsman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the scotsman pick up the egg. The englishman ran up to the scotsman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.The scotsman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the englishman said "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following message: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The scotsman agreed to this and so the english man found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the scotsman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.The scotsman fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the scotsman stood up and said "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The englishman said "Keep the !@#%#$@#$!@% egg."
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